Merry Fricking Christmas
It's happened. The Christmas decorations have started going up in shops.
This year they're tackier than ever - full sized reindeer and sleigh made of fairy lights, Santa's wearing gold Elvis suits, model dogs in human clothes barking the tune of jingle bells etc. Those poor sods working in the shops have got another 10 weeks of exposure to the stuff. HUMBUG!
Wait a minute, did I just say 10 weeks? Shit, I've only got 10 Saturdays left to buy everything.
This year they're tackier than ever - full sized reindeer and sleigh made of fairy lights, Santa's wearing gold Elvis suits, model dogs in human clothes barking the tune of jingle bells etc. Those poor sods working in the shops have got another 10 weeks of exposure to the stuff. HUMBUG!
Wait a minute, did I just say 10 weeks? Shit, I've only got 10 Saturdays left to buy everything.
